$ cat /etc/ploke/README.md — Ploke Enterprise is a suite of always-on daemons and system-level utilities designed to make your digital life catastrophically worse, automatically. No config required. No escape possible. Built with love in Rust (actually TypeScript, but we tell investors it's Rust).
Ploke Enterprise v0.4.2-rc1 — "Works on my machine" — Licensed under the Ploke Non-Commercial I Promise I'll Pay You Back License
Built with ❤️ in Palo Alto. Our Series A deck is 127 slides long. Every slide is a picture of a palm tree with one word on it.
Made by the Interaction Company of California — bringing you enterprise software that feels like a warm, Californian bug report.